Your Result: Sociopath (Antisocial Personality Disorder)
You don't care about rules. You don't care about inflicting pain. In fact, you don't care about anything besides fulfilling your own twisted desires, regardless of the cost to others. This is what makes persons with Antisocial Personality Disorder capable of anything, and thus, the most dangerous of all crazies. Maybe you're not a serial killer... maybe you just take advantage of people at any available opportunity. Maybe you steal for the fun of it, maybe you enjoy hurting people's feelings, or manipulating those around you, pitting them against each other for your own amusement. In any case, you're a sick f***. Get help.
Sunday, March 22, 2009
love the number 1
The Top Ten Bitch Quotes
1. Tippi - On the first day of the Mango sale, the sister of my friend was looking around and picked up a dress when a woman at the counter started screaming,”Put that down, that’s mine!” The sister of my friend looked up, looked at the woman up and down, raised an eyebrow, and replied, “Excuse me. You are NOT a ’small’”
2. Maximo - A supervisor once told a worker who has difficulty in understanding instructions, “Ang ulo, hindi lang yan pinapatong sa leeg, ginagamit din yan sa pagiisip.”
3. Springturns - A friend told another friend, “Naku, magma-makeup muna ako, baka magmukha akong yaya mo.” The other friend replied, “Wag na, magmumukha ka lang yaya ko na naka-makeup.”
4. Bennett - I told my then boyfriend during a fight, “Even on your smartest day, you’re not half as smart as I am on my dumbest!”
5. Riverbanks - “Ako, I was born beautiful. Ikaw, you were just born.”
6. Astroboy - A letter posted on a car windshield in UP: “Sir/madam, the parkng space that we have reserved is for the College Secretary, not for you. Guard.”
7. Shining - When I saw friend I haven’t seen in a long time, she told me, “Grabe, lalo ka pang tumaba!” So I told her, “Ikaw din, lalo ka pang pumangit!”
8. Eylek - Pag sinisingitan ako sa pila, nagpaparinig ako. I say, “Ang pilang ito, according to beauty. Mga panget muna.”
9. Gorgeous Bitch - “Unlike you, tinuruan ako ng mga magulang ko na hindi pumatol sa may asawa.”
10. Jose de vengenge - From the movie She’s The Man: “Girls with an ass like mine don’t go out with boys with a face like yours.”
1. Tippi - On the first day of the Mango sale, the sister of my friend was looking around and picked up a dress when a woman at the counter started screaming,”Put that down, that’s mine!” The sister of my friend looked up, looked at the woman up and down, raised an eyebrow, and replied, “Excuse me. You are NOT a ’small’”
2. Maximo - A supervisor once told a worker who has difficulty in understanding instructions, “Ang ulo, hindi lang yan pinapatong sa leeg, ginagamit din yan sa pagiisip.”
3. Springturns - A friend told another friend, “Naku, magma-makeup muna ako, baka magmukha akong yaya mo.” The other friend replied, “Wag na, magmumukha ka lang yaya ko na naka-makeup.”
4. Bennett - I told my then boyfriend during a fight, “Even on your smartest day, you’re not half as smart as I am on my dumbest!”
5. Riverbanks - “Ako, I was born beautiful. Ikaw, you were just born.”
6. Astroboy - A letter posted on a car windshield in UP: “Sir/madam, the parkng space that we have reserved is for the College Secretary, not for you. Guard.”
7. Shining - When I saw friend I haven’t seen in a long time, she told me, “Grabe, lalo ka pang tumaba!” So I told her, “Ikaw din, lalo ka pang pumangit!”
8. Eylek - Pag sinisingitan ako sa pila, nagpaparinig ako. I say, “Ang pilang ito, according to beauty. Mga panget muna.”
9. Gorgeous Bitch - “Unlike you, tinuruan ako ng mga magulang ko na hindi pumatol sa may asawa.”
10. Jose de vengenge - From the movie She’s The Man: “Girls with an ass like mine don’t go out with boys with a face like yours.”
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
quiz on where i should be living
Paris
You are fun and creative and artsy. You want to live somewhere that has a lot of subjects to draw, paint, sculpt, whatever! You want to have your art appreciated and you are drawn to the beautiful city.
give me a visa to paris!
oui?
You are fun and creative and artsy. You want to live somewhere that has a lot of subjects to draw, paint, sculpt, whatever! You want to have your art appreciated and you are drawn to the beautiful city.
give me a visa to paris!
oui?
what does your birhtdate says about you?
September
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.
my true age is
25. darn quizzes, i really feel 15!
i just miss the days where i am still a student (aka house parasite) and i have nothing to worry about but how to make my grades stabilized, enjoy the road show of being a highschool politician, outwit my asshole batchmates and other batchmates, and just plain dreaming on how my college life will be.
i actually feel nostalgic of this month since this is the graduating month and i can still remember my scholastic graduations: my bachelors degree and highschool, but i find it kind of weird that the highschool grad is vividly remembered than my bachelors.
lets just get to the bottom of all this, i just missed being a highschool student, believe me there are a lot of reasons. :)
i just miss the days where i am still a student (aka house parasite) and i have nothing to worry about but how to make my grades stabilized, enjoy the road show of being a highschool politician, outwit my asshole batchmates and other batchmates, and just plain dreaming on how my college life will be.
i actually feel nostalgic of this month since this is the graduating month and i can still remember my scholastic graduations: my bachelors degree and highschool, but i find it kind of weird that the highschool grad is vividly remembered than my bachelors.
lets just get to the bottom of all this, i just missed being a highschool student, believe me there are a lot of reasons. :)
Thursday, March 12, 2009
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